LET'S MOVE THERE (sofia coppola's apartment)
wow. it's kinda pottery barn
i like how stark it is. we could do anything with it.
it's very open, I like that
although i love her periwinkle couches.
maybe we can neogiate those.
"we'll let you hang out with us and use our story in one of your depressing, highbrow films."
she'd probably only need like, two days with us to flesh out a novel idea and then fill the rest with just shots into some sunlit tree branches. and pictures of us looking out the window of a moving car, looking pensive
of course there would be fittings for the clothes. she would probably keep you in marie antoinette-inspired floor-length gowns. and i would have shoulder-length, grease-riddled hair and only wear black. she would put us on a diet, obviously; a diet of cigarettes and low self-worth. also we would have to bleach our faces because her characters always have alabaster skin.
I already have the cigs and the low self-worth, so I'm AHEAD
and he was all, "I don't think you should leave. I think you should come up to the penthouse of the JW Marriott, that's where I'm staying." and then proceeded to show me pictures OF HIS PLANE on his iPhone?
and I was like, you're a turd, who does that.
but I gave him my number because I was already like, maybe I can get something out of this. and then he proceeded to text me at like 5am every morning to "hang out." "let's hang" "where r u????" "come over" and I was like, "ugh. I just want to eat a grilled cheese at peppy's and go to sleep." he was from LA. fucking LA, man. ugh.
stay away from LA
right? no good.
EAST COAST, BEST COAST
so did I tell you that Metlife is getting remodeled and Larry (the president) offered OUR office space to them in the interim? so I have like five extra people around me right now.
Yeah. And they're so LOUD.
NOT COOL, LARRY.
like it's usually SILENT in here so I can wtach YouTube vids back in my little corner, but they keep bugging me for shit.
well they keep using our phones to make calls and then their clients will use the caller ID to call them back and it goes through ME. so I've taken like 4 of THEIR phone calls. they took over MY little printer and they've also sent stuff for ME to print. they took over our conference room
ask if you can work from home
unfortunately I need to MAIL MERGE something OMG THIS IS MY LIIIIFEEEE
Thank you for your faith in my body shape and my ability to hide months of poor eating with a strategically-placed belt.
3 $20 bills
1 $10 bill
3 $1 bills
1 Silver Dollar
Total New York Savings: $77.02 (which is like, so depressing.)